With Coachella only moments away, we’re double-checking our inventory, making sure that we have everything we want and nothing we need. No wait – scratch that, reverse it.
We should remind you that the cardinal rule of music festivals is this: expect the unexpected. No matter how prepared you think you may be, shenanigans await and abandon will be lost.
So please take care of yourself, or you could end up being that guy…
Before we begin, we should mention something important:
All of these stereotypes can be attributed to chicks as well. Remember – we’re not sexist.
Super-Duper High Guy
Puff puff, pass brosky. Ah snap, did [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Kanye West[/lastfm] already go on??
Everybody knows it’s there – it’s part of the experience. Yet those who prefer bong-rips as a finer alternative to the concert going on 50 yards in front of them are missing the point.
Plus, when you’re super-duper high, you think uploading videos like this are enlightening.